Adventures in the Multiverse

This site doesn't use HTTPS!! Yes, I suck.

You are about to submit information via a form. I suck and don't have HTTPS implemented on this website. That means, if you are on a public network (coffee shop, school, etc) then then information you are about to submit could be seen by lurkers on the network. Keep that in mind and your personal paranoia level when you submit the information below.
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